2025 Spring Fling

5/6/2025 – What a lousy spring. Way too much rain with lower than normal temperatures. But we had to make a go of it regardless. The forecast originally called for the rain to stop in the late afternoon or early evening but it just kept coming. Finally, about 8:30 pm it stopped and we were able to wipe everything down and start the tournament. The new artificial turf was awesome because it drains well and does not hold water, so the bags stayed much drier and the playability was still good. That turf is a game changer.

We had 6 teams ready to compete. Muff and George went all the way to the final bracket undefeated. The Wallinator and Dan O came up from the losers’ bracket and won the first round in a nail biter, 20-21. But Muff and George buckled down and beat them easily in the second round to win the tournament.

Unfortunately Donovan claimed that due to new phone issues he didn’t know he had to bring the prize, so there was only 1 bottle for the winners to share. He might be morphing into a Miller. Fortunately, Susan bought Mark a really nice bottle of Angels Envy so that made it better. Susan, thanks for taking care of Mark!

The capper of the night was the after tournament fun play when Mark and Donovan got Shicked. There is a known risk to playing the last game of the night.

Kudo’s to Zach for making it after being gone all week and flying home just 2 hours before. You might find this helpful https://attorneys.superlawyers.com/divorce/kentucky/fort-thomas/

Up next in June, our 17 year Anniversary Tournament of Champions.

We have way too much fun on Thursdays.

Opening Day 2025!

3/13/25 – After what seemed like the coldest, longest winter in many years, we finally had a decent weather day and managed to get those members who have been in hibernation out of their houses! We had a nice crowd for the grand introduction of the new artificial turf playing surface. What an awesome upgrade from the concrete grid system. Now everywhere is flat and level – no more dead grass, no more mud, and no more junior boards!

P.S. Mark and Bruce got Shicked in the first game.

We have way too much fun on Thursdays!

Not Cornhole-AGAIN!

1/30/25 We had a rainy Thursday in January and could not play outside, so Mike Kessling invited us to his house to have some fun with his new golf simulator. This setup was amazing and was a lot more fun that anyone imagined. Of course, Mike got the best scores, and yours truly had the lowest scores. But the real surprise was Jack! Sleeper.  Thanks, Mike, that was a hoot. I hope you don’t find Billy down there at 3 am some night claiming it’s rehab.

2025 Freezer Bowl : Tournament of Fools

1/17/25 – After way too much snow and freezing weather, we ended up with a balmy 28 degree Thursday evening for our first annual Freezer Bowl: Tournament of Fools. Our amazing facilities manager spent many hours shoveling to clear the snow and ice, but it was well worth the effort. We had seven teams of very hardy men ready to compete in the frigid Midwest weather. One of the best players was off his game (name withheld, probably exhausted from shoveling) which allowed Mark and Donovan to prevail and win the tournament. Great job guys! So glad Susan bundled you up properly Mark. The best part of the evening was seeing Bill back in perfect form and playing as average as he always has. So great to have you back Bill! Really made the night special.

Sour note: Steve Miller did not show up and did not arrange for someone else to deliver his half of the prize, so the winners had to share one bottle of very familiar-looking bourbon (check the Christmas post). This is very bad form, Steve.

Everyone had such a great time this will have to be an annual tradition; cold, lousy weather permitting.

Thanks to Mike, Dan, Dirc and Wally for contributing tanks and heaters.

We have way too much fun on Thursdays.

Shick, Shick, Shick

1/2/25 – We started off 2025 with a real bang. First game of the evening, Jack and George Shicked Zach and his brother Mason. Then they Shicked Wally and Doc Schweitzer. Then they Shicked Bryan and Mike! Budda bing, badda boom. Fun – but cold start to 2025. We have way too much fun on Thursday’s.

2024 Christmas Spectacular

12/19/24 – Once again we had our annual Christmas Spectacular and Beer Exchange at the JLC Corndome. We had 19 people show up and 16 of them competed in the tournament. The tournament was won by Dan Orem and Steve Miller. Dan and Steve beat George and Muff in the first round. But George and Muff easily defeated all the teams in the losers bracket and came back to challenge Dan and Steve. George and Muff won the first game but Dan and Steve came back hard and won the last game and the tournament. Notice I didn’t say anything bad about Muff. And BTW I was playing with debilitating hiccups from drinking a cranberry sparkling at Jeff Ruby’s

Great competition and lots of fun. So now Dan Orem has the Shick can and the holdiay trophy! Go figure.

We had way too much food and lots of fun beer to try.

Although he didn’t play, we were very happy to see Bill on his feet and looking good. That’s the best Christmas present ever!

Thanks to JLC for hosting!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!

Not Cornhole

11/9/24 Eric organized a fun Saturday at Elk Creek Hunt Club shooting clays. We had a great time killing lots of orange, clay pigeons- poor things. Eric, Steve, and Zach supplied the guns and the rest of us inexperienced shooters supplied the comedic relief, embarrassment, and frustration. Zach did a nice job of coaching us newbies! Steve supplied a few hunting vests and a little bravado – thanks Dad!

We did 12 stations, 100 shots total. Scores:

Zach – 78

Steve Miller- 72

Eric – 63

—-Inexperienced below this line—

Muff – 54 – beginners luck.

George – 44

Bryan – 24

Dan O. – 23 most improved ( left eye, right eye switcher)

Mike K – 0 ( if he had been there, score predicted by ChatGPT).

And no one got shot! Amazing.

Ex Navy Seal looking good!

Fall Toss Off 2024

10/24/24 – What an end to a long, dry summer! Last night we had our 16th annual Fall Toss Off tournament of champions. The weather was perfect for some fall cornhole. We had six very competitive teams that were pretty well balanced. Every team had a shot to win the tournament. Even those that don’t play regularly, but have the audacity to show up for tournaments thought they could win. The Donovan/George team prevaled by not losing a single game. Looks like George has won the last three tournaments. Three peat! Is a four peat possible?

No shicks but plenty of shots!

Thanks again to the facilities manager for restoring the grass that had been damaged due to hot, dry weather and regular foot traffic. The sod is looking good. Outstanding job! Everyone in the group truly appreciates your dedication and countless hours of effort in maintaining the field in excellent condition.

Can’t wait for the Christmas Spectacular! Currently scheduled for December 19th.

We have way too much fun on Thursdays!

16th Anniversary Tournament of Champions

6/13/24 – Sweet 16!

Last night we had our annual Tournament of Champions Sweet 16 competition. Hard to believe we’ve been playing cornhole every Thursday evening for 16 years! We had six teams, a bit light since some people seem to think there are other things to do in life besides play cornhole. I can’t imagine.

Dirc and Wally were the projected favorites but lost the first game and had to work their way back from the losers bracket. Ultimately, Mark and George defeated them for the prizes—some mighty fine Bardstown Bourbon!

New 16th anniversary ball caps were also distributed, designed by Steve Hensley at Egelston Maynard. Very stylish!

During the evening, we heard several coyotes howling just over the fence. They seemed very close and kind of alarmed us, but we kept playing despite the potential threat. Fortunately they turned out to be a local mutant breed called ICOtec gc300. Harmless but very annoying. They are safely locked away so they won’t annoy anyone ever again.

We have way too much fun on Thursdays!